thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

sadie-elizabethm:

"Whats the difference between cargo pants and khaki pants?"

hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything