People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
"Whats the difference between cargo pants and khaki pants?"
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are